Number 9

His name spelled J-E-F-F
A name I wanted to call my BFF
His heart is full of passion
A friend I will miss during my vacation

Jeff is the name of my BFF
Once again his name is spelled J-E-F-F
Kind-hearted, well-mannered
Electrocuted when shocked

Optimistic ,very positive and carefree.
Negativity is nothing when his presence is with thee
Loved by the people because of his might
You realized that this whole thing is a joke right?

Number 8

ok how should i start?
oh! you like to fart
worst is you liked farting near my face
crap you should know you are a disgrace

man you're so annoying better yet, so disgusting im thinking, I should put your head in a beehive or kick your ass on a lake, piranhas would eat you alive alright lets get a little serious here oh sh*t, "serious" you know nothing dear everything seemed a playground to you therefore maturity cant be found on you let me talk in riddles friend wish you would comprehend do not taunt me with your well known "mockery" for your face is already an absurd scenery you are like a honey bee what they do is more likely what you also do no not that one, the other one before that one you are like a politician they take care of everything its not what you're thinking, think more, it so near to you here's a positive one lol mura kag chicks kaso piso man ka maong manluod ang inahin sa imo haha daghang salamat bow, bisaya napud kapuy english - Jeffrey Canoy (https://www.facebook.com/jeffreycanoy92)

Number 7

Grabe imong fighting spirit
Never say die, murag evil spirit
Evil spirit gud, na makita nimo pagatubang sa samin
Wala na kay chance, nganong dili nimo maamin

Dugay na mo sige'g uban niya.
Unya, naa bay progress? diba wala.
Naay progress kung friends-friends lang imo target.
Pero uyab-uyab baya. Ow Meh Ged.

Magreflect-reflect ta karon
Kung unsa bay dapat nimo buhaton
Lain pud kaayo muentertain siya'g lain
Sa atubangan pajud nimo, Di ka malain?!

Naa lang na sa imo kung aksyonan nimo na.
Ayaw ingna gibuhat na nimo ang tanan kay sure ko nga wala.
Ang oras nagadagan friend, dili mo forever in-ana.
Malas lang ka di ka itsoraan. dapat jud ka mueffort ana.

Number 6

Sorry ha? Pwede mauwaw?
IT lang ko unya CS ka?
Sorry lang bugoon jud ko ug logic.
Programming grades nako sa college dili madala ug magic.

Kung mangutana ka unya mutubag nako, pwede dili ka mambara?
Imong nawong kiskisi gud na ug sabon nga panglaba.
Ayaw nang Perla kay makahamis nag nawong.
Kato rang naay bleach para matanggal na imong nawong!

Number 4

Nagbayad si Ante,

atik-atik dayon ka gunit s imong pante,

Nagbayad si Angkol,

niaksyon dayon kang gidukol,

Unta wala nlng kay mga kamot,

Katapad pa nimo ang maningkamot,

para i-abot lng ang bayad ni Ante ug Angkol,

Kamot unta nimo maputol.

Malipay gyud ko na ikaw mapungkol,

Consolation prize nlng pud na para dili nka makaJa-

{Loooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllll................. sa makagets lang :)))  }

Number 3

Naunsa nang imong mata?
Ngano kana pirmi gasiga?
Annoying kaayo pwirti kadako
Pati imong naw'ng pwerte kabaho

Nagsulti ra ko diri ug tinu-od
Kay ang imong utok murag gi-ulod
Wala na ka sa tamang Panghuna-huna
Kaon sa didto ug pan-os na maruya

Ayaw nag balik, yaw nagpakita
Dapat wa namiy madunggan na balita

Number 2

Wa gyud ko ganahi sa imong nawong
(PLS) pa-opera didto kay Dr. Wong
Hapdos kaayo ka ug nawong
Gilihi man tingali ka sa batong

Ayaw paghinambog kay wa kay ikabuga
Angkas ka pirmi pag maggrupo-grupo na
Kabalo ko wala kay natun-an
Pagsalom sa didto sa may Kangkongan