Number 9

His name spelled J-E-F-F
A name I wanted to call my BFF
His heart is full of passion
A friend I will miss during my vacation

Jeff is the name of my BFF
Once again his name is spelled J-E-F-F
Kind-hearted, well-mannered
Electrocuted when shocked

Optimistic ,very positive and carefree.
Negativity is nothing when his presence is with thee
Loved by the people because of his might
You realized that this whole thing is a joke right?

Number 8

ok how should i start?
oh! you like to fart
worst is you liked farting near my face
crap you should know you are a disgrace

man you're so annoying better yet, so disgusting im thinking, I should put your head in a beehive or kick your ass on a lake, piranhas would eat you alive alright lets get a little serious here oh sh*t, "serious" you know nothing dear everything seemed a playground to you therefore maturity cant be found on you let me talk in riddles friend wish you would comprehend do not taunt me with your well known "mockery" for your face is already an absurd scenery you are like a honey bee what they do is more likely what you also do no not that one, the other one before that one you are like a politician they take care of everything its not what you're thinking, think more, it so near to you here's a positive one lol mura kag chicks kaso piso man ka maong manluod ang inahin sa imo haha daghang salamat bow, bisaya napud kapuy english - Jeffrey Canoy (https://www.facebook.com/jeffreycanoy92)

Number 7

Grabe imong fighting spirit
Never say die, murag evil spirit
Evil spirit gud, na makita nimo pagatubang sa samin
Wala na kay chance, nganong dili nimo maamin

Dugay na mo sige'g uban niya.
Unya, naa bay progress? diba wala.
Naay progress kung friends-friends lang imo target.
Pero uyab-uyab baya. Ow Meh Ged.

Magreflect-reflect ta karon
Kung unsa bay dapat nimo buhaton
Lain pud kaayo muentertain siya'g lain
Sa atubangan pajud nimo, Di ka malain?!

Naa lang na sa imo kung aksyonan nimo na.
Ayaw ingna gibuhat na nimo ang tanan kay sure ko nga wala.
Ang oras nagadagan friend, dili mo forever in-ana.
Malas lang ka di ka itsoraan. dapat jud ka mueffort ana.

Number 6

Sorry ha? Pwede mauwaw?
IT lang ko unya CS ka?
Sorry lang bugoon jud ko ug logic.
Programming grades nako sa college dili madala ug magic.

Kung mangutana ka unya mutubag nako, pwede dili ka mambara?
Imong nawong kiskisi gud na ug sabon nga panglaba.
Ayaw nang Perla kay makahamis nag nawong.
Kato rang naay bleach para matanggal na imong nawong!